mamu

BAAPU NE BOLA HAI…

 

Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare, tumhe promotion na de,
tum kam karte raho….
sirf kam hi nahi zada kam karo……
promotion ki ummed na karo…….
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega”
Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena…. aur kehna…

I AM RESIGNING, OTHERS WILL ALSO DO THE SAME .
GET WELL SOON MAMU

butter biscuit

 

 ingredients:

500g butter/margarine

1cup icing sugar

1cup corn flour

1 1/2 cup self raising flour

3 1/2 cups flour

1/2 cup of coconut powder

vanila as flovour

preparation:

mix sugar with butter,

add all the ingredients to make a dough,

put the dough in a mould, leaving around 1 cm between the moulds,

bake for 15 -20 mins at 180 degree celcius

favourite songs

Maula Mere, Maula Mere Maula Mere, Maula Mere – 4
Aankhein Teri – 2, Kitni Haseen
Ki Inkaa Aashiq, Mein Ban Gayaa Hoon
Mujhako Basaa Le, Iname Tu
(ishq Hai
Maula Mere, Maula Mere Maula Mere, Maula Mere – 2) – 3

 

Ki Inakaa Aashiq, Mein Ban Gayaa Hoon
Mujhako Basaa Le, Iname Tu

 

Mujhase Yeh Har Ghadi, Meraa Dil Kahe
Tum Hi Ho Usaki Aarzoo
Mujhase Yeh Har Ghadi, Mere Lab Kahe
Teri Hi Ho Sab Guftagoo
Baatein Teri Itni Haseen, Main Yaad Inko Jab Kartaa Hoon
Phoolon Si Aaye, Khushaboo

 

Rakh Loon Chhupaa Ke Main Kahin Tujhako
Saayaa Bhi Teraa Naa Main Doon
Rakh Loon Banaa Ke Kahin Ghar, Main Tujhe
Saath Tere, Main Hi Rahoon
Julfen Teri, Itni Ghani
Dekh Ke Inako, Yeh Sochataa Hoon
Saaye Me, Inake Main Jiyoon
(ishq Hai
Maula Mere, Maula Mere Maula Mere, Maula Mere – 2) – 3

(meraa Dil Yahi Bolaa, Meraa Dil Yahi Bolaa,
Yaara Raaj Yeh Usane Hai Mujh Par Kholaa
Ki Hai Ishq Mohabbat, Jiske Dil Mein
Usko Pasand Karta Hai Maulaa) – 3

                                     

Tose Nainaa Laage – 2
Tose Nainaa Laage Piyaa Savren Nahi Basamein Ab Ye Jiyaa Savren – 2

Muhobbat To Ek Jaavedaa Jindagi Hai – 2
Tose Nainaa Laage Mili Roshani Tose Man Jo Laagaa Mili Jindagi – 2
Muhobbat To Ek Jaavedaa Jindagi Hai – 2

 

Muhobbat Ki Hai Daasataa Jindagi Muhobbat Naa Ho To Kahaa Jindagi – 2
Muhobbat To Ek Jaavedaa Jindagi Hai – 2
Tose Nainaa Laage

 

Shamaa Ko Pighalane Kaa Armaan Kyun Hai
Patangeko Jalane Kaa Aramaan Kyun Hai
Isi Shauk Kaa Imtihaan Jindagi Hai – 2

 

Muhobbat Jise Baksh De Jindagaani
Nahi Maut Par Khatm Usaki Kahaani

 

Kaise Jiyaa Jaaye – 3 Ishq Bin
Nahi Koi Insaan Muhobbat Se Khaali
Har Ek Ruh Pyaasi Har Ek Dil Savaani
Muhobbat Jahaan Hai Wahaa Jindagi Hai
Muhobbat Naa Ho To Kahaa Jindagi Hai
Tose Nainaa Laage Mili Roshani Tose Man Jo Laagaa Mili Jindagi – 2
Muhobbat Jise Baksh De Jindagaani
Nahi Maut Par Khatm Usaki Kahaani

 

There’s A Place In
Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place Could
Be Much
Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You’ll Find There’s No Need
To Cry
In This Place You’ll Feel
There’s No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Place…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

If You Want To Know Why
There’s A Love That
Cannot Lie
Love Is Strong
It Only Cares For
Joyful Giving
If We Try
We Shall See
In This Bliss
We Cannot Feel
Fear Or Dread
We Stop Existing And
Start Living

Then It Feels That Always
Love’s Enough For
Us Growing
So Make A Better World
Make A Better World…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

And The Dream We Were
Conceived In
Will Reveal A Joyful Face
And The World We
Once Believed In
Will Shine Again In Grace
Then Why Do We Keep
Strangling Life
Wound This Earth
Crucify Its Soul
Though It’s Plain To See
This World Is Heavenly
Be God’s Glow

We Could Fly So High
Let Our Spirits Never Die
In My Heart
I Feel You Are All
My Brothers
Create A World With
No Fear
Together We’ll Cry
Happy Tears
See The Nations Turn
Their Swords
Into Plowshares

We Could Really Get There
If You Cared Enough
For The Living
Make A Little Space
To Make A Better Place…

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Human Race
There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

There Are People Dying
If You Care Enough
For The Living
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me

You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me
You And For Me

jokes

  At a doctor’s surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of
serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, “What the hell
did you do to your back?”

  The patient replies, “You know that I am a bouncer at a local night
club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and
heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As
i looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the buildingand he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
That’s how I strained my back “.The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor says, “My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the
hell happened to you?”

  The 2nd patient replies, “You know I have been unemployed for a while
now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the
building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but
I was hit by a fridge.

 The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients did. The doctor was shocked.
Again he asks, “What the hell happened to you?”  “Well I was sitting in
a fridge ………… !”

LOVELY WORDS

if you care only for yourself, others will begin to care less for you.

the lie you tell today will force you to lie again tomorrow.

one,s character is not visible in a mirror.

a rose can stay among thors, wat about you.

to use foul language means that you are not intelligent enough to fing other words.

we all consider ourselves to be part of MANDKIND…yes, we ARE part of MAN, but how kind are we????

if i avoid someone because of the colour of his skin, it is the same as hating a man because of the clothes he wears.

to give hapiness to others is a great act of charity.

illusions

 

FOCUS ON THE DOT IN THE CENTRE N MOVE UR HEAD BACKWARD N FORWARD

 

 

 

 

at the back of my house

 

mo toutou

 

here is my toutou, lovely dog her name is dipsy, li ena 1 ti la queu li bien comik. she likes  some of my frnds sa toutou la sitan li douce sa li kapav fer kamarad r voler nek li kon manger boir dormi e rod sikan r ban chien eran, samem so role. so la vie dan bien na????

sa mo lot toutou, li apel milou, sa toutou la kan mo ti amen li lamaison mo ti penC c t 1 male, so kept so name milou mais apre ki mne ale realiser que c t une female lolzzz am b so nom in rester milou, i ilke her li bien agile li abitier saut 1 barage 2m auteur, cool sa e li bien comic li essai galop apres les oiseau

 

here is boby, lin perdi so 1 ledent lakoz li ti ale morde larou 1 loto kan loto la ti p rouler. lolzzz lin pren so retrait aster lin vin vieux

my frnds

dfghthrw

friends for ever

the birth of my blog

it was around 23.30, i nudge samiah. as usual she felt dizzy ive ask her how to creat an account on wordpress. she explained me, we created this blog till 1.30am, i was in a sleepy mood but finally did it. samiah helped me a lot, she got  lot of patience. thanx a lot, hey sa pa bizn gonfler la lolzzzzz